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Shrimp! Heaven! Now! Not a cult, just a delicious afterlife for crustaceans (and maybe McElroy listeners)

This shirt isn’t just a fashion statement, it’s a theological treatise (well, kind of). Inspired by the McElroy Brothers’ divine goof on My Brother, My Brother, and Me, it cracks open the pearly gates to a new kind of afterlife.

Forget the harps and clouds (although, shrimp-cloud hybrids are an interesting concept). In Shrimp Heaven Now, the streets are paved with cocktail sauce, the rivers flow with clarified butter, and every day is a never-ending shrimp boil.

Is it a cult? Probably not (unless worshipping delicious crustaceans becomes a religion, which we wouldn’t necessarily oppose). Is it a hilarious reference to a beloved podcast? Absolutely. But most importantly, it’s a celebration of everyone’s favorite swimming friend: the shrimp!

So wear this shirt with pride, fellow shrimp enthusiasts. Spread the gospel of the McElroy Brothers (or at least their love of all things shrimp-related). And remember,

Life is short, but eternity in Shrimp Heaven is long.

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